I have sorted through my tagline manager and have found all of the Microsoft bashing taglines I can possibly find. Please have yourself a laugh at Bill Gates expense:

I don't hate Windows - it runs great under OS/2!

"Chicago, Windows 4.0, Windows 95"?!?!?!?

"Mr. Worf, blow the Windows-powered Borg ship out of this Universe!"

#1 OS/2 tip: Drag the Windows folder to the shreader!!!

After seeing Windows I realized Bill Gates is an idiot.

Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.

Best way to dispose of the Borg: Give them Windows 3.1.

Bugs come in through Open Windows

Chernobyl used Windows

Downgrade your system for only 89 dollars! Install Windows!

Error 15 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.

Windows Error #F99 - CPU too tired to continue...

Error Loading Windows : (A)bort (R)etry (B)oot

WINDOWS ERROR #004: Operator fell asleep while waiting.

Windows 95 = 95% done. Better wait till 1999.

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I...

Friends encourage friends to use Windows - under OS/2!

Get OS/2 2.0 - The best Windows tip around!

HAL 9000: Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE!

Having Windows problems? Dial 1-800-3-IBM-OS2 for fast relief!

He whom opens thee Windows invites the bugs in

How do you make Windows faster ? Throw it harder

I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does.

If all else fails, you must still be using Windows.

If at first you don't succeed, you must be using Windows.

Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house.

MS Windows -- From the people who brought you EDLIN!

One man's Windows are another man's walls...

OS/2 2.1: Taking the wind out of Windows.

OS/2 is not about fixing old Windows, but opening new doors.

OS/2: Opens Windows, Shuts up GATES...

OS/2: Windows with bullet-proof glass.


Please call the windows police. I've caught another gpf.

The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 back into a PC/XT.

This score just in: OS/2, Windows 0.

This tagline does not require Micro$oft Windows.

Turn your 486 into an XT--just add Windows!

Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of Windows!

Why look thru Windows? Open the door to the future: OS/2

Windows error 000 : No errors found! [CLOSE]

Windows Error: 004 - Operator fell asleep while waiting

Windows is *NOT* a virus. Viruses *DO* something!

Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done.

Windows is the best GUI - It always sticks!

Windows isn't CrippleWare -- it's "Functionally Challenged".

Windows NT Performance, on the next "In Search Of"

Windows NT: Only 16 megs needed to play Minesweeper!

Windows NT: Vapourware of the desperate and scared.

Windows only crashes itself under OS/2. Not the whole machine.

Windows punts, OS/2 receives. Touchdown!

Windows tip: set BUGS=OFF in your config.sys

Windows would look better with curtains.

Windows-Brain Dead, OS/2-for people who can chew gum and think!

Windows: The answer to a question nobody has ever asked.

Windows: Training wheels for OS/2

Windows: A problem to a solution that was never needed.

Windows: An answer to a question nobody has ever asked.

Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!

Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!

Windows: XT emulator for an AT.

Windows? WINDOWS?! Hahahahahehehehehohohoho...

WindowsNT: From the makers of Doublespace

Yuk, what kind of dumb menu system is that? Oh, so that is Windows!

Chicago only promises what OS/2 DELIVERS!

Chicago runs best on a VCR.

Chicago, an operating system Pair-of-Dimes shift!

Chicago... The biggest thing since New Coke!

Chicago: NT deja vu!

Chicago? Been There,... Done That 2 Years Ago! I run OS/2!

Chicago? Been there. I'm ready to travel at WARP speed!

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

"I believe OS/ be the most important OS...of all time" Gates '87

"OS/2 is destined to be the most important OS. . ." Bill Gates

"OS/2 is the operating system of the '90s" - Bill Gates

- Opens new Gates not seen through Windows!

After seeing Windows I realized Bill Gates is an idiot.

B.Gates : quality software :: R.McDonald : gourmet cuisine

If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good. ...Bill Gates.

It compiled, first screen came up?? Ship it! --Bill Gates

OS/2: Opens Windows, Shuts up GATES...

Does Microsoft mean "small and limp"?

If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.

Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house.

The Microsoft Motto: "We're the leaders, wait for us!"

MS-DOS: celebrating ten years of obsolescence