10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool mother-fucker!
9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8. I'm absolutely wrong, you must be right!
7. Her breasts are too big!
6. Sometimes, I just want to be held...
5. That chick on "Murder She Wrote" sure gives me a woody!
4. Sure, I would love to wear a condom!
3. We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping so I can wear your purse.
2. Fuck Monday Night Football. Let's watch "Murphy Brown".
1. I think we are lost. We'd better pull over and ask for directions.
10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of being just friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the toilet seat up. It's easier for me to douche that way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy!
7. Hey, get a whif of that one!
6. Please don't throw away that old shirt. The holes in the armpits really turn me on!
5. This diamond is WAY too big!
4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow!
3. WOW! It really is 10 inches!
2. Does this make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong, you must be right.