1. That outfit would look great in a crumpled up heap on the floor next to my bed.
2. Do you want to see something swell?
3. Drop 'em!
4. What do you like for breakfast?
5. Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
6. Say, did we go to different schools together?
7. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
8. Wear a button that says: "Smile if you want to sleep with me."
9. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
10. Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
11. I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.
12. I sure you didn't mean to turn me on with your big ass, but it's too late now.
13. Hey babe... can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
14. Hey babe... can you suck start a Harley?
15. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
16. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
17. When a woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" say, "Do you have the energy?"
18. Bond. James Bond.
19. Hi, I'm taking a survey. Do you spit or swallow?
20. You look like the type of girl that has heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
21. Your place or mine?
22. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
23. Your face or MINE?
24. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
25. When she asks for a match say, "How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?"
26. Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
27. I think I'm falling in love with you. Now do you want to fuck.
28. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
29. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.
30. I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
31. Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
32. I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else.
33. I would kill or die to make love to you.
34. Sex is a killer... want to die happy?
35. HI! Can I buy you a car?
36. NOW, BITCH!
37. Fancy a fuck?
38. My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.
39. Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
40. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
41. The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word.
42. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
43. I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
44. Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
45. Look at the tag in her shirt and say, "I want to see if you were really made in heaven." OR "I'm checking to see if you're the right size."
46. I know who you are now, you sure look a lot different with your clothes on.
47. I haven't seen you in while, you sure look a lot different without my dick in your mouth.
48. Go up to a girl and start sniffing her body from head to toe and then look at her and say, "Gee I didn't know that they've started using vinegar in douches again."
49. What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
50. Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
51. How was heaven when you left it?
52. Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.
53. If I had the power to change the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
54. Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the girl of my dreams.
55. What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
56. The party's in your mouth, can I cum?
57. Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
58. Do you have a fever? You look pretty hot from here.
59. Hey, I found some money!
60. I'm gonna rape you! Just kidding, what's your name?
61. You're a gold digger huh? Well, I'm a clam digger. Wanna see my shovel?
62. Come on, you can't get pregnant again.
63. I like your legs so much, I am going to name them. This one is Christmas and this one is New Years. Can I see you in between the holidays.
64. "Hi. My name's ???. You'll be screaming that later."
65. "Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?"
66. "What winks and fucks like a tiger?" (while winking)
67. "That shirt is really becoming of you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too."
68. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
69. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
70. Would you be my love buffet? I want to lay you out on the table and take what I want.
71. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
72. My name's ???, but you can call me "lover."
73. Can I flirt with you?
74. Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
75. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
76. I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
77. Grab her ass and say, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"
78. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
79. "Can I have directions?" When she asks to where say, "To your heart."
80. Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
81. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
82. So... How am I doin'?
83. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
84. Tap your thigh and say, "I bet you think this is just my leg."
85. Say, that's a nice [insert article of clothing here]. Can I talk you out of it?
86. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
87. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
88. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
89. What do you say we head back to my place, get naked, and see what happens.